To inspire you, here’s a few quotes from the great man.
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won’t.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
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Mark Twain's house - courtsey of the The Mark Twain House and Museum
Painting of Mark Twain about 1912/13 by John White Alexander_-Google Art Project