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The Story So Far…The CHRONICLES of Mrs Finnegan, Brighton’s Regency Housekeeper

New readers start here (also useful for those of a forgetful nature and CASUAL interlopers)

This being a summary of my adventures at THE REGENCY TOWN HOUSE, the highs, the lows and the bits in between

Confused about what is happening in Brunswick Square? Read on, gentle reader, and all will be revealed…

LAST YEAR
I TOOK up THE position of housekeeper and ADVICE GIVER at The Regency Town House and WITHIN TWO WEEKS Mrs Hankey, the Mistress, (scroll to the bottom to find out more about her & others) and the rest of the household absconded to the countryside. They fled in FEAR of the current contagion. I was left to take care of the house ENTIRELY alone.

Even strong-minded women find ISOLATION a trial. However, being entirely in charge of the wine cellar meant it got a thorough dusting at least once a day. The BOTTLES also required a good deal of re-arranging….

The weather was warm and THERE were few pleasures greater than WANDERING AROUND an empty house in my chemise. And there were few GREATER disasters than a knock on the front door.

Mrs Hankey instructed me to take charge of her WAYWARD daughter Miss Martha (see below). She turned out to be a PERFECTLY PLEASING companion and we had various adventures. Sea bathing was one of them. You can read about it HERE

(If the good Lord had wanted us to swim in the Channel he would have made the water warmer and given us FINS.)

We got to know a dear neighbour at Number 61 Master Peregrine (come on, you know the drill by now!) but the relationship with Madam D’Arthur (dreadful woman) and her son Monsieur Étienne D’Arthur (I have my suspicions about him) at No. 60. (Yes, yes, scroll down) was not ENTIRELY problem free

To get a FEEL for the situation and the STRONG EMOTIONS aroused read about our art classes HERE

At the end of the autumn Mrs Hankey – the MISTRESS of the house – returned without warning AND without the usual army of servants. They were on “their way” and continued to be ABOUT to arrive until MRS H. left again, taking Miss Martha with her.

LEFT alone once more
I had at least CHRISTMAS to look forward to and that kept my spirits up. Little did I know that DISASTER would strike. Read all about it HERE Warning – Handkerchiefs needed! Only those with a heart of stone will come away with DRY EYES

NEW YEAR took on a bright aspect when Master Peregrine invited ME to dinner (me a housekeeper, him a gentleman!). For long weeks I could THINK of little else. And then the day arrived…Read about it HERE

WARNING! Double the quantity of handkerchiefs required. Only AN UTTER brute would refrain from WEEPING

Mrs Hankey wrote to TELL ME that her son Thompson Junior had returned from the West Indies having abandoned a young woman (who was with child). Mrs H is convinced that the girl will follow him and create a scandal. She ORDERED me to keep a LOOK OUT. The lodger at No 60 – Miss Susan – seemed to FIT THE DESCRIPTION (yes, scroll down. What are you waiting for?) I invited her to take up paid employment in our HOUSE.

Mrs Hankey RETURNED. She seemed to think the danger of SCANDAL AND WILD RUMOUR had passed but keeps Miss Susan on as her lady’s maid.

BUT shock! horror!! Miss Martha is MISSING. Mrs Hankey thought she had returned to The Regency Town House but alas! alas! I have not seen her. Mrs Hankey believes she may be in low spirits and living in TUNBRIDGE WELLS. I am convinced she is hiding from her family in London and may be SECRETLY in love with Monsieur Étienne D’Arthur!

Miss Martha is found and all is well in this small corner of Hove. She was indeed staying in Tunbridge Wells and Mrs Hankey has brought her back.

But ALAS! ALACK!
Miss Martha had fallen in love with the DANCING MASTER who has SPURNED her for another. It must have happened last year. In despair she fled to Tunbridge Wells (there had to be a reason to go there)

Miss Martha is in her room, Mrs Hankey is dreaming of dinner parties & wants to engage a chef. I have mixed feelings, but can’t give it MUCH thought as I have been sent a scurrilous POSION PEN LETTER threatening to expose me! It must have been written by someone from 59 or 60 or 61 Brunswick Square (see below) but which one?

THE LATEST

Another poison pen letter has arrived. Just three short words this time. MEND YOUR WAYS.
Everything points to the housekeeper at Number 59 (scroll down to have a look at her) but I’m not so sure…judge for yourself HERE

An interesting entry in Mrs Hankey’s diary reveal her lowly beginnings.

It is my business to marry our children as best I can. If in no other way, I have been clever in this and I WILL NOT ALLOW Martha to pull us backward into the swamp from which I have escaped.

I must admit I would like to know more about that swamp….

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Characters You Will Meet

Mrs Finnegan
Modesty prevents me from suggesting I might VERY WELL be the Outstanding Housekeeper of my generation, but all would agree that I am sage to the serving classes and BROW-MOPPER to the gentry.

You can read about my early life HERE and HERE (don’t miss the flaming red years!)

Miss Martha Hankey
Daughter of Mrs Hankey. Of lively intellect and delightful countenance.

Past the ROUTINE marrying age, despite a GENEROUS dowry, which is no concern to HERSELF but a considerable worry to her mother.

Mrs Hankey
Mistress of the House (often absent) of VERY uncertain disposition. Once confided to her diary that she wished to KICK the beggars outside St Andrew’s Church.


Wealthy beyond the dreams of avarice.

Madam D’Arthur
Mother of Étienne. Resident at No. 60 Brunswick Square. Gives art classes and a lot of grief.

AVOID

Monsieur Étienne D’Arthur
Son of the miserable one. Resident at No. 60 Dancing Master. He is all bonjour and ‘ello belle dame! but I have heard him mouth off like a Cheapside barrow boy when he didn’t know I could hear.

Étienne has been communicating with Miss Martha in secret. (I think.)

Peregrine Hilderbrace  Esq
Riding master (retired) resides at No. 61 Brunswick Square. Every inch a gentleman with impeccable taste except for his liking of bad puns and toby jugs.

A most reliable neighbour and – dare I say? – friend. But there was the dinner. Ah me, the dinner …


Susan
Mrs Hankey’s lady’s maid AND a woman of mystery…(was she with child AND THEN abandoned by Thompson Hankey Junior – Mrs Hankey’s son?)

She was born and brought up in the West Indies that much we know…

Housekeeper at No.59
Did this sketch at one of Madam D’Arthur art classes. I believe I’ve captured her essential essence.

AVOID

The Late Mr Finnegan
What he didn’t know about onion soup isn’t worth knowing…

Ours was a perfect partnership, but alas! we were the most unlucky of star-crossed lovers because – after spending a happy evening with friends – he fell into a well on his way home.


This story is responsibly gathered from sustainable sources.

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